Have you ever known a stinker? Someone who smells as ripe as the cheese you ate in France? Someone who could use a little hygienic encouragement?
Well we have! We have come up with our Top 10 List of ways to let them know that they need to shower.
Number 10:
Spray them with every perfume tester you see!
Number 9:
Take them through the Auto car Wash and push them out of the car!
Number 8:
Give them gifts of scented bath items... for no special occasion whatsoever!
Number 7:
Take them to lunch with a friend who is in cahoots. Accidentally spill your water on them, and when they look down, have your friend attack them with a soapy sponge!
Number 6: Put sweet smelling scratch and sniff stickers all over them when they think you are giving them a makeover!
Honey don't scratch, it's just your new makeup!
Number 5: Whenever you are near a pool, "accidentally" push them in! Yes, all of them if they stink!
Number 4:
Make a necklace for them out of car tree air fresheners! Convince them it is the newest fashion craze!
Number 3:
Make a plan of attack with your other friend again. Get a bottle of dish soap and a Super Soaker. One of you sprays, one of you squirts soap, then you both attack with scrub brushes and clean her up!
Not just for child's play!
See even the dog thinks she stinks!
Number 2: Insist on Febreezing your house every time they come over, and "accidentally" spray them!
Number 1: Set a tiny fire, and when the fire department comes to put it out, "accidentally" push them in front of the hoses!
If any of these things have ever been done to you.... then by all means... SOAP AND WATER DO NOT COST VERY MUCH!!!!
XOXO
Kristina
PS. We love you anyway, even if you do stink!
PPS. Amanda does not stink.
PPPS. Much.
PPPPS. Just kidding. She has a real complex about stinking, so she, her husband and kids, and her house always smell fresh and yummy. She DID pay me to say this however! :)